Did I trigger some deep-seated insecurity by slandering writer’s groups, all because your brother is a writer? That’s a pretty strange flex.

I really don’t care what you think I’m ready for or not. I don’t spend my time insulting individuals online to their faces. You must be a treat at parties. A real truth teller. I trust I won’t ever need to hear from you again. Once was enough.

How very efficient of you.