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Our Hero Has Fallen And He Can’t Get Up
It’s time to talk about the absurdity of presenting old men in America as action figures
Despite never having been a particularly good looking, active or even a moderately fit person, and now decidedly lumpy and morbidly obese, President Donald Trump has often been portrayed by his many fan boys as a ripped, action figure circa a late-80’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. It’s beyond absurd on the face of it, but maybe not as far-fetched as you might imagine were you to look to America’s entertainment complex for guidance.
We have deluded ourselves for so long, with so many mythical fantasies about the greatness of white men in America, that it will probably come as a shock to no one that we continue to present old men as interminably virile, despite all evidence to the contrary. Now that we are exchanging one old white man for another in the role of Commander In Chief, perhaps it’s time to take a long, hard look at this strange phenomenon and see if we can’t do something about it, or at least understand it.
It’s been a long time since a 21-year-old, fresh-faced Tom Cruise, playing a 17 year old high school student, danced his way into America’s hearts in his tighty whities, to what was, even then, a seven-year-old rock anthem. A few years…
