When they’re in the house I lose my mind. No objectivity whatsoever. Fuck the eagles. But, I get the reason and I’m not a big fan of the poison. I’ve had the use the traps a few times in the past few years, and I’ve been right there when the trap went off. Instant death.

In other words, there is no reason to build a better mousetrap. I think they still cost a nickel.