You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

I was raised in an evangelical community where my father worked for a seminary and was an elder in our church. I attended a Christian private school from K-8 and went on two mission tours. One was four months in Colombia. One was in Malaysia.

Maybe they do shit differently in Alaska. Idk, I’ve never been. But I have lived in Oklahoma, California, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and New Jersey.

There is no hyperbole here. Just a dose of reality for you to ponder.